Q: If someone told you to jump of a cliff would you do it?
A: It depends on how high the cliff is.
Q: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump too?
A: No. I would be the one pushing them off. (Just Kidding!!)
Q: We're you raised in a barn?
A: Moo.
Q: Do you have to keep doing that?!
A: Doing what?
Q: Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out of the window?
A: The dog thinks you have bad breath!
Q: Why do banks leave vault doors open and chain the pens to the counter?
A: Cause you can't get an open vault door into your handbag!
Q: Why do they say flattery won't get you anywhere?
A: Cause bribery works better!
Q: What happens if you get scared "half-to-death" twice in a row?
A: You are dead scared!
The $hinester
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