Short Story: My Heroine

    I run down the hall way. I can feel the heat of the dragon's fire at my feet. My silly armour slowing me down. The helmet visor falling down in front of my line of view. My sword threatens to trip me, banging against my leg, as I sprint.
    I turn the corner and up the stairs to the tower. An enraged roar echos up the tower. The dragon can't fit through the door! Well, at least the princess is safe.
    Finally I reach the tower door. I grab the door handle and twist. And of course, it's locked. "Princess? If your near the door, step back!" I shout through the door.
    "What?! What are you going to do?!" Her muffled voice sounds petrified.
    "Just stand back!" I say, as I step back. I slam my shoulder into the door. It splinters off it's hinges and clatters to the ground. The princess yelps and falls off her bed.
    I cough to cover my laugh. "You okay?" I ask.
    She stands up and brushes her hair back, "Yes, and you, my brave knight?" I roll my eyes behind my helmet visor. I get a good look at her. She looks about sixteen, with long blonde hair and a purple tiara on top. Her eyes are blue and they have long lashes that are batting rapidly. She is wearing a long purple dress that is a size too tight. Her feet are hidden by her dress hem.
    "Shall we get going?" I ask as the dragon gives another roar.
    "You didn't slay the dragon?!" She squeaks.
    "No," I say slowly.
    "What kind of knight are you?! You were supposed to kill the dragon! Then you were supposed to sweep me off my feet and carry me into the sunset." She says waltzing around the room with her hands under her chin.
    "Do you want me to sweep you off your feet?" I ask getting annoyed.
    She stops dancing around. "Yes!" She cries stomping her foot, and folding her arms.
    "Fine."
    "Fine!" She holds out her arms. I roll my eyes again and throw her over my shoulder. She yelps. "What are you doing?!"
    "I'm sweeping you off your feet! Isn't that what you want me to do?" I snap as I run down the stairs.
    She starts pounding her fists on my armoured back. "Don't let the dragon get me!" She screams. I pull my sword from my belt and skid to a halt in front of the dragon's snout. What do I do now?! I set the princess down on the ground beside a dead knight. She looks at the burnt figure and whimpers. I turn my attention from the princess to the dragon. Gripping my sword tightly, I move towards it slowly.
    It's eyes dart from me to the princess then back at me. It groans and moves away from the doorway. I follow. "Don't leave me!" I hear the princess shriek.
    "Just stay there," I whisper, "I'll be back soon." Hopefully.    As I enter the main hall the dragon sends a flurry of fire in my direction. I duck out of the way and run to wards it's legs. I swing my sword at it's feet but the blade bounces harmlessly off the ebony scales. I roll away, but it's long tail swipes my shoulder, taking off my gardbrace with it. That's not good.    The dragon makes a sound as if it's laughing and spins around to met me. I gulp and run back to the princess. "I can't kill it," she opens her mouth to say something, but I hold my hand up and continue, "We're just going to have to run."
    She folds her arms, "I don't run."
    "Fine. Then I'll carry you."
    "Um. No thanks," she rolls her eyes.
    I take a slow breath in. Then out. "Would you rather stay here with the dragon?" I ask, "Because I'm more than happy to leave you here, if that's what you choose."
    Her eyes widen and she whispers, "No, I'll go with you, but you have to carry me."
    I pick her up and slip out the doorway. The dragon's green eyes follow us, but it makes no move to attack. I keep running though. Through the castle. Over the drawbridge. To my horse.
    "Hey Orin," I say putting the princess down. I pet his white mane.
    "So, now that you have rescued me, don't you want to know my name?" The princess demands putting her hand on her hip.
    "I already know your name princess. It's Lilliana of Siniria." I say tightening Orin's bridle.
    "Well," she huffs, "Then at least tell me your name."
    I pull my helmet off and let my long hair fall down my back, "I am Tora, lady of Lorne."
    The princess' mouth drops, "Your...A...Girl?!"
    "Yes. What did you expect?"
    "I...I...I..." she stutters.
    I roll my eyes. "Come on, let's get moving." I help her up onto the saddle, then I pull my self up behind her. I put my helmet back on, grab the reigns, and say "Alright Orin." And just like that we're galloping through the forest.

Funny Q&A

     Q: If someone told you to jump of a cliff would you do it?
     A: It depends on how high the cliff is.

     Q: If all  your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump too?
     A: No. I would be the one pushing them off. (Just Kidding!!)

     Q: We're you raised in a barn?
     A: Moo.

     Q: Do you have to keep doing that?!
     A: Doing what?

     Q: Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out of the window?
     A: The dog thinks you have bad breath!

     Q: Why do banks leave vault doors open and chain the pens to the counter?
     A: Cause you can't get an open vault door into your handbag!

     Q: Why do they say flattery won't get you anywhere?
     A: Cause bribery works better!

     Q: What happens if you get scared "half-to-death" twice in a row?
     A: You are dead scared!

                                         The $hinester

Lazer Tag...The Day After

     All I can say is...I had sooo much fun!! I'm abit tired right now, but I had so much fun! We (Dad Sis and Me) stayed for the whole seven hours!! We started at about eleven o'clock. And ended around six. Once I got home (around seven thirty) I went strait to bed, and I woke up at twelve thirty. So I only had like five hours of sleep.
     We, my youthgroup and I, played about thirteen rounds. The place where we went to was HUGE! The guy who works there said it has a perimeter of 81 feet!

      Yawn! Sorry Got To Go TTYL
                                                        The $hinester

Lazer Tag!!

    Tonight me and my youth group are going to a Larzer Quest thing! It's going to be all night long!! But my dad (whose going...Same with my sis) doesn't want to stay the whole time so we're going to leave around 2 ish 3 ish. Which is fine with me. I'm already tired!!

     Tell you guys about it L8R!
                                                 The $hinester

A Little About Me

   So my name is The Shinester. Yeah I know not a real name. But that's what your going to know me as.
    I'm a writer, a video gamer, a reader, a climber and a runner. I live in a family of six kids, and I'm the oldest. I like playing soccer.
    I'm home schooled. Now I know what your thinking. Not all homeschoolers are as weird (or awesome..no offence) as me.
    I have electric blue hair, and silver eyes. NOT! Ha Ha!

NE Way TTYL8R

                                     The $hinester

'Sup?

  Hey Dudes and Dudettes!

   Welcome to my blog! Just a fair warning for all you cool people out there reading this right now, I AM ODD!! I'm like the "Queen of Oddity". LOL! So... You have been warned!! *sticks tongue out* Haha!
                                              The $hinester